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# Now that's just sick!
take the plug off an iron, do it with the flex and put the plug back on and go to the pub.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:52, archived)
# that would involve touching an iron
which i won't do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:58, archived)
# A washing machine....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:01, archived)
# nah
i've done it once with noodles, but that was an accident. i did a sniff/cough thing and next minute, noodle nostrils!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:05, archived)
# i've also been known to sneeze ham
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:05, archived)
# As long as you don't touch it as well...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:08, archived)
# no
it does freak people out when it happens at parties, though. buffet ham seems to be the worst culprit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:14, archived)
# Do you ever get to the point where you put it back on the buffet
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:17, archived)
# no, it's only little bits
something to do with having a deviated septum, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:23, archived)
# you could get a job in a quiche factory as a chopper of the ham
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:27, archived)
# i'd eat the quiche
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:29, archived)
# Supermarket quiche is nasty..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:35, archived)
# i can't help it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:38, archived)
# I used to enjoy a greggs quiche....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:43, archived)
# i love quiche
and now i'm off home while the rain's stopped
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:47, archived)