The best thing about Capaldi getting a job on such a family friendly showdespite his foul-mouthed track record, is that there might be hope for me finding work in childrens television yet
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Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:17,
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SCENE - MITTENS THE KITTEN - BEDROOMSOUND OF ALARM
MITTENS YAWNS AND BLINKS CUTELY
LEAPS OUT OF BED AND BRUSHES TEETH AND HAS A NICE BOWL OF BREAKFAST
MITTENS GRABS SCHOOLBAG
MITTENS HAS TO GO TO SCHOOL NOW, OPENS DOOR, THE SUN IS SHINING OUTSIDE
FOR 20 MINUTES
(MITTENS YAWNS AND BLINKS CUTELY
LEAPS OUT OF BED AND BRUSHES TEETH AND HAS A NICE BOWL OF BREAKFAST
MITTENS GRABS SCHOOLBAG
MITTENS HAS TO GO TO SCHOOL NOW, OPENS DOOR, THE SUN IS SHINING OUTSIDE
FOR 20 MINUTES
discomeats This canoe,
Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:31,
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That would be the best kids show ever!!Shame children have to always be so fucking sensitive.
( Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:38,
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They aren't though, well, some arok some would be mentally trauma but meh
some would find it funny.
(some would find it funny.
discomeats This canoe,
Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:48,
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This is set in Glasgow, right?You missed that bit out.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:39,
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Yes, it's set on the Idyllic seaside resort of MalkieheidThere'll be all kinds of fun characters based on various cute cats!
Mrs Pies the librarian, she's very "popular" and even has her own little mail order company.
PC Shrapnel looks after law and order, he sometimes has blackouts due to his war wound but like, hahah, he'd just be traumatised even more by the things he does if he remembered them.
Billy Tom, Mittens friend, haha, he's always very naughty! But it's only a crime if he's caught being naughty! haha, what a scamp.
Old Puss Tom, Billy's Daddy, but they... don't often talk about him.. .. I don't know why, haha, small towns, always funny characters!
Jess the Post Cat, she's always willing to lend a paw to the locals, she's also got a doll called part or something.. it's... very realistic, it's tied to the back door of her post van, I think it's some kind of talking doll, sounds a bit sad, haha, maybe it has low batteries or something.
And loads of other cute characters I can't be arsed to contemplate anymore.
(Mrs Pies the librarian, she's very "popular" and even has her own little mail order company.
PC Shrapnel looks after law and order, he sometimes has blackouts due to his war wound but like, hahah, he'd just be traumatised even more by the things he does if he remembered them.
Billy Tom, Mittens friend, haha, he's always very naughty! But it's only a crime if he's caught being naughty! haha, what a scamp.
Old Puss Tom, Billy's Daddy, but they... don't often talk about him.. .. I don't know why, haha, small towns, always funny characters!
Jess the Post Cat, she's always willing to lend a paw to the locals, she's also got a doll called part or something.. it's... very realistic, it's tied to the back door of her post van, I think it's some kind of talking doll, sounds a bit sad, haha, maybe it has low batteries or something.
And loads of other cute characters I can't be arsed to contemplate anymore.
discomeats This canoe,
Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:48,
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i am so glad that i do not own a television.
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artifus is doing it all wrong,
Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:51,
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This is turning into some sort of weegie Happy Tree Friends Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:56,
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I'm sorry manI'm real sorry, Hitler fans, this was inexcusable.
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Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:24,
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