Oh, ffs. Missed that at first. :-)
Deserves a spangolin

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:33,
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If that looks like a frypan to you,
I'm not coming to your house for bacon and eggs.
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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:43,
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Ignoring the word 'frypan' for a moment,
that is clearly a pangolin.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:58,
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Oh, PAN-golin!
It makes sense now.
For a given value of "sense".
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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:59,
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Spang-olin
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 14 Aug 2013, 17:55,
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