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# Mine can't have been the only school where a 'terrible accident with a javelin' was alleged to have occurred, even though nobody seemed to have anything more substantial to go on than the ever-flimsy statement 'My brother reckons...'
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 13:32, archived)
# Some guys brother reckons?
That'd be 100% confirmation for most people.
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 14:24, archived)
# That and every sports teacher I'v ever had.....
has had to take some unfortunate pupil to A and E with their eye hanging out of its socket, due to towel flicking in the changing rooms, they all of course went blind in one eye as a consiquence..
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 14:36, archived)
# Look, you don't go blind because you took someone to A&E...
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 14:39, archived)
# but but but..... one said he had to pick it up off the floor and take it there in a crisp bag.......
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 14:43, archived)
# there's no such thing as the floor
it's an urban myth!
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 15:25, archived)
# But but but..... one lost a testicle too......
I think we should abandon the nuclear deterent completely, and just arm every person in Briton with a towel....
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 15:31, archived)
# Towels have been repeatedly discredited...
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 17:31, archived)