blatant amateur
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 10:52,
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How very dare you.I'll have you know I'm a complete and utter novice, thank you very much.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:01,
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doesn't surprise mei'm spending 5 days at my sister' house, looking after her delightful dogs. sadly, she's learned from experience and taken all the booze with her.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:05,
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There's only one thing to do.Brew prison moon-shine in her bathtub.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:09,
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but i need that to wash in! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:11,
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It'll add flavour.Or man up and whore's bath it out for a week.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:16,
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not a chancei've only got a shower, i've been looking forward to a nice long soak!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:18,
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Alcohol or personal hygiene, smash. You need to make a decision.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:19,
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i've found half a bottle of wine in the fridge! i'm saved! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:24,
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Clearly the work of a benevolent God.But you'll be faced with the same choice in 20 minutes.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:25,
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nah, i don't drink in the daytimeunless i'm at a wedding or something
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:30,
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