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# ok its not a fridge, but it is 'COOL'
I had the cover off of this bad boy then applied power, then applied a drop of ruber cement. it make a loud puffing sound and instantaneously spread all over the platter


...and get this -- I DIDNT GET ANY IN MY EYES!!!

(, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:23, archived)
# so what you're saying is you wanked on your computer?
(, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:24, archived)
# no!
well...
no
(, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:24, archived)
# GCHQ probably said "You've had your fun, now stop it"
Because you know, national security and all that.
(, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:25, archived)
# oh
that's my smug fucking mug there too
(, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:27, archived)
# I always imagined you with a moustache.
(, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:28, archived)
# i'm not mexican
Pedro, is my 'Nom De Pixel'
(, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:29, archived)
# No, I didn't think you were Mexican.
I thought you were a bit Freddie Mercury.
(, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:30, archived)
# With a pinch of Chihuahua.
(, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:31, archived)
# we could pass for cousins -- i had a moustache from the age of 18, until the age of 40. You might be seeing my phantom moustache
Although I look more like Jim Varney when I wear a cap

I never wear a cap
(, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:33, archived)
# Your HDD is frozen up.
5400 rpm?
(, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:28, archived)
# GCHQ been round?
(, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:28, archived)
# use syrup
et voila - candyfloss
(, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:31, archived)
# *runs to the corner market*
no wait, you first
(, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:33, archived)
# Voodoo magic!
(, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:45, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your disk?
(, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:45, archived)
# never mind why!!!!
just start clickin' the cunt
(, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:49, archived)
# That chin looks familiar...
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 0:27, archived)
# guffaw! good job
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 0:40, archived)
# I appreciate distortion plays a part, but a team of lumberjacks would be hard-pushed to cut that chin down in less than a week.
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 0:46, archived)