Cotton bud in the ear, beating off whilst taking a shit.
Don't get much better than this.
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 15:58,
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don't fucking put cotton buds in your ear!
it's not good and can lead to inflamed earholes and having to squirt spray down them 3 times a day.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:00,
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How about my inflamed asshole, huh?
I'm squirting spray down by balls 3 times a day.
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:02,
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