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# I don't mean to over-promise
but there is an almost full newsletter in a document in front of me.

All it needs is an hilarious subject line - and for the grace of the Yahoo Gods to let me send the thing.
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 15:50, archived)
# nothing funny has happened today
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 15:51, archived)
# scorching into your inbox
like an inappropriately-designed building
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 15:52, archived)
# Where are all the fucking idiots who usually appear about now?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 15:55, archived)
# ^ there's one lol
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 15:55, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:03, archived)
# Cotton bud in the ear, beating off whilst taking a shit.
Don't get much better than this.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 15:58, archived)
# don't fucking put cotton buds in your ear!
it's not good and can lead to inflamed earholes and having to squirt spray down them 3 times a day.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:00, archived)
# How about my inflamed asshole, huh?
I'm squirting spray down by balls 3 times a day.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:02, archived)
# lube. lube solves everything.
except lube rash.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:07, archived)
# I just LOVE putting cotton buds in my ear. The sensation is fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:56, archived)
# [word lolz]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:00, archived)
# Obama was a charmer while Putin put the boot in while Cameron was just an arsehole
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:01, archived)
# Spamming UsvsTh3m since 2013
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:06, archived)
# Email 1 of ?
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:07, archived)
# I've gone with
an overly-defensive subjectline instead, as I think circumstances warrant it.

Thanks guys though - much obliged. Let's see if this works...

edit: actually, gone with Snowy's
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:07, archived)
# Yay!
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:25, archived)
# It's teh nutz!!1
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:10, archived)
# sqwee
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:11, archived)
# a whiff of vinegar crisps in your inbox
and really, yahoo?
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:11, archived)