tubbiest. figurehead. ever.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:13,
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She's not fat! She's fish boned.
Okay!?!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:17,
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i should disqualify you
on the basis that mermaids are part human, part fish and she's clearly mostly whale. whales are not fish.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:24,
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Wanna see my new invention?
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:27,
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if it's a whale-based mermaid, no
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:30,
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It's a Bumbrella
I'll link the image because Mrs Mole is modelling it and she didn't want to get her clothes dirty.
Slightly NSFW:
www.b3tards.com/u/dceb14b0c0ee9d13b69a/bumbrella.jpg

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:32,
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0_0
i dread to think what situation that'd be useful in. not to mention the fact that human skin is naturally waterproof!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:38,
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Smash Monkey do you have an umbrella made of human skin
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:44,
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Or a bum made of umbrellas?
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:45,
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um.........
no comment.......
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:51,
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Can you send me more pictures of Mrs Mole please
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:56,
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Yes, of course. Some are a bit risqué, so be careful...
of course. Some are a bit risqué so be careful...
www.deagostini.com/ilovehorses.html

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:09,
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