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alright class, today it's MERMAIDS!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:42, archived)

never tried this before - came out a bit turtle like

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:53, archived)

good try

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:02, archived)

Do I get a bonus for blind typing miss?

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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:54, archived)

yes. you get it deducted, however, for the merpubes

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:03, archived)

awwwww Miss....

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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:09, archived)

don't you "awwww Miss" me

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:12, archived)

I don't have a mermaid, but I have one of these:

and in fact there's a much larger one here.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:55, archived)

Methinks you may have sneaked a peek from under your blindfold ;)

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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 15:59, archived)

Verily, you may well be right :-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:00, archived)

TURBO POMEGRANATE!

i like!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:02, archived)

That's the badger!

:-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:04, archived)

tentacular!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:10, archived)

In a non-

shiver-inducing Japanese 'adult' comic book kind of way, yes :-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:13, archived)

The inside of a mermaid!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:11, archived)

Yes - That's what I *meant* to say!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:12, archived)

Are these the opening credits to the new Doctor Who?

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 19:11, archived)

* Sends CV to Disney *

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:02, archived)

if i turn that around often enough

i'll finally get the little metal ball to go through the gaps to the centre of the picture

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:05, archived)

I was so proud of my effort, I felt compelled to embellish her with some subtle colour washes...

I felt compelled to embellish her with some subtle colour washes...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:10, archived)

tubbiest. figurehead. ever.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:13, archived)

She's not fat! She's fish boned.

Okay!?!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:17, archived)

i should disqualify you

on the basis that mermaids are part human, part fish and she's clearly mostly whale. whales are not fish.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:24, archived)

Wanna see my new invention?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:27, archived)

if it's a whale-based mermaid, no

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:30, archived)

It's a Bumbrella

I'll link the image because Mrs Mole is modelling it and she didn't want to get her clothes dirty.
Slightly NSFW:
www.b3tards.com/u/dceb14b0c0ee9d13b69a/bumbrella.jpg

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:32, archived)

0_0

i dread to think what situation that'd be useful in. not to mention the fact that human skin is naturally waterproof!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:38, archived)

Smash Monkey do you have an umbrella made of human skin

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:44, archived)

Or a bum made of umbrellas?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:45, archived)

um.........

no comment.......

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:51, archived)

Can you send me more pictures of Mrs Mole please

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:56, archived)

Yes, of course. Some are a bit risqué, so be careful...

of course. Some are a bit risqué so be careful...
www.deagostini.com/ilovehorses.html

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:09, archived)

Droopers

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:18, archived)

MERMED

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:27, archived)

that's clearly a ghost blowing his nose

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:30, archived)

I TRIED ALRITE >:(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:31, archived)

yes. yes you did.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:39, archived)

MEDMUM

MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM MEDMUM

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:34, archived)

MEDMUM

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:39, archived)

MURMED

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:41, archived)

pfff!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:42, archived)

I wanted to do a backwards R but it's hard with eyes closed

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:44, archived)

Another minimal cock-up

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:28, archived)

Mermarism.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:29, archived)

sideways dildo is not mermaid

and looks rather painful

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:31, archived)

Lube, suppleness and patience will always triumph

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:02, archived)

i'll take your word for it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:04, archived)

Never done one of these before

But moderately happy with it

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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:36, archived)

I AM THE GENIE OF THE CLAMSHELL!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:40, archived)

Bearded Clam you mean

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:54, archived)

heheheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:56, archived)

I concur with your assessment.

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:54, archived)

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:38, archived)

DRAGON!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:39, archived)

it's.......it's.........

*speechless*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:40, archived)

The diagonal composition lends a sense of movement and tension.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:50, archived)

and the blue makes it look minty fresh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:52, archived)

I sense anger and frustration

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:58, archived)

here ya go Smash! hope you are saving all these for a gallery exhibition

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:46, archived)

mondrianmaid

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:48, archived)

you appear to be channeling picasso

and doing it with your eyes open

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:50, archived)

Best euphemism ever.

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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:56, archived)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:05, archived)

Wonderful! Wonderful!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:51, archived)

I have to say, those are some remarkable colour choices you've made.

those are some remarkable colour choices you've made.Just beautiful.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 16:53, archived)

hahaha well spotted

unintentional rip off

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:45, archived)

Anyone who uses other colours for mermaids is a fool. You're clearly a discerning artist.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 19:51, archived)

art

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mongychops, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:00, archived)

that's a very surprised and happy rhino she's riding on

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:02, archived)

MERMAN!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:21, archived)

Yesno?

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Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:10, archived)

*C.S.I. Enhance*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:20, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR
THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR
THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR
THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 0:02, archived)

creepy. very creepy.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:20, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:16, archived)

very spongebob

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:19, archived)

bellyflop

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 17:19, archived)