QOTW vote vote voteSorry it's late, ScaryDuck is still off having things rammed up his arse.
Four things to vote on:
1) Fancy Dress Failure - 'Did you go all-out only to find you'd fallen for the age-old 'you're the only one who dressed up' gag? Did you wrap yourself in cotton wool and ketchup and offend the local vicar by dressing as a tampon? Surely there must be an interesting story out there somewhere?' - janet aylia
2) Teachers Mk 2 - Inspirational, awful, unhygenic? - pig bodine
3) Ghosts - Spooky encounters with things that weren't there? Freaked out by stuff in the shadows of your vision?
4) Deprivation - 'I spent a month a couple of years ago living in a tent in a field with no running water, electricity, transport links or room to stretch my arms. Couldn't afford anything else. When have you had to go without?' - MatJ
(Four things to vote on:
1) Fancy Dress Failure - 'Did you go all-out only to find you'd fallen for the age-old 'you're the only one who dressed up' gag? Did you wrap yourself in cotton wool and ketchup and offend the local vicar by dressing as a tampon? Surely there must be an interesting story out there somewhere?' - janet aylia
2) Teachers Mk 2 - Inspirational, awful, unhygenic? - pig bodine
3) Ghosts - Spooky encounters with things that weren't there? Freaked out by stuff in the shadows of your vision?
4) Deprivation - 'I spent a month a couple of years ago living in a tent in a field with no running water, electricity, transport links or room to stretch my arms. Couldn't afford anything else. When have you had to go without?' - MatJ
chthonic,
Thu 31 Oct 2013, 15:13,
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where's the option for ramming things up arses?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia,
Thu 31 Oct 2013, 15:21,
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All of the above, rolled into onedressed-up gullible teachers living in squalor
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Thu 31 Oct 2013, 15:23,
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Trust him to go extra lengths to have a story for when he asks what the biggest thing we've ever stuck up our arse is.
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Muns,
Thu 31 Oct 2013, 15:26,
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