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# what disrespectful man put his dirty drawers in my kitchen trash can?
from now on, i want my kitchen clean!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 15:08, archived)
# His dirty "drawers" in your "kitchen trash can", eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 15:10, archived)
# i was thinking about you t'other night
as i filled my secret stash with emergency chupa chups
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 15:20, archived)
# Filled your "secret stash" with emergency "chupa chups", eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 15:21, archived)
# I hope you got enough orange ones to share.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 15:23, archived)
# i have about 25 altogether
and a few maoam stripes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 15:33, archived)
# Maoam, the underdog of sweety chews.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 15:34, archived)
# maoam joystixx are like crack to kids
and me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 15:38, archived)
# me also
I regularly buy their big bag of cheap grots...

Im 35 :(
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 15:53, archived)
# I've had three days of the Atkins diet
And the sugar-cravings have just kicked in. I want those pink and white nougat bars.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 15:58, archived)
# bought a bag for halloowe'en
ate them before i got home.
this is why i have emergency chupa chups.
EDIT: i'm 39 :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Nov 2013, 16:02, archived)