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# Is that a strap on?
I didn't know she was a kebab swapper.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:04, archived)
# Maybe she will not use foods with sex...
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:08, archived)
# ...is the wrong answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 15:02, archived)
# It's a strap-on squirrel dildo, it just means that she wants to bugger the living fuck out of JJ.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:09, archived)
# She is lesbian, So she doesn't want to sex with male.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:14, archived)
# Ah, I see now.
Wint wants to fuck the living bugger out of Maria with a talking squildo. With pants on her head. So she asks JJ for advice.

All seems to be in order here.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:23, archived)
# Yes, that's right :D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:35, archived)
# \o/
At last we understand*


*someone call the men in white coats...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 16:14, archived)
# No…no….
The method can have sex with Maria.
The method can.
The method.
Method is hard to make.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 14:48, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 17:43, archived)
# Fictional strap-on underage squirrel sex is okay, I think
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 18:23, archived)