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# no reason...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:05, archived)
# i wouldn't trust 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:09, archived)
# you must be thinking of a whole 'nother vegetable
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:56, archived)
# nope
those things almost blew a hole in my colon.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:58, archived)
# maybe those ^ up there, but I only eat green-eyed sprouts
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:59, archived)
# anything with green eyes is gorgeous
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 16:02, archived)
# *blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 16:05, archived)
# i was talking about me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 16:06, archived)
# :D
ok, well, mine are also green, but they are getting a bit grey/bluer as i get older
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 16:08, archived)
# mine were pale blue
just like the rest of the family, until about 15 years ago. then they went hazelly coloured, now they're green. i always wanted green eyes! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 16:10, archived)
# It's not just gangrene then?
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 17:23, archived)
# nah, that was my grandma's legs
it's nerve damage, same way david bowie's eye changed colour, except without the stabby aspect
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 17:24, archived)
# No reason required.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:15, archived)
# I'm glad.
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 17:23, archived)
# Damn sprouts, coming over from Brussels and taking our jobs.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:25, archived)
# Why does everyone keep going on about sprouts?
They're not sprouts. They don't look nuffin like sprouts!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 17:24, archived)
# I knew it!
but was too embarrassed as a vegetarian to admit I didn't know what they were (my money was on a relative of artichokes) I must try kohlrabi some time :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 17:36, archived)
# good job, keep them amputee martians where we can see 'em
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:33, archived)
# *hides eludium Q-36 explosive space modulator*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:35, archived)
#
O_o
 
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:37, archived)
# what a strange woman
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:40, archived)
# Some old mates of mine used to do house renovations
and in one house they found a vibro under the bed along with a note that someone had written to it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:54, archived)
# What, a love letter?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:55, archived)
# Here's the thing Drimble
I asked them what it said, and they couldn't remember, and I felt really let down. If it was me telling the story, I'd have at least made up something funny.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:57, archived)
# Such nice boys, staying behind in their own time to clean up after the prom
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:49, archived)
# this poses a question
but i'm fucked if i know what it is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:51, archived)
# "Too soon?"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:52, archived)
# i just don't know what it's about
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:56, archived)
# It's the two shooters from the Columbine massacre.
This photo is a still from the security camera footage taken during the shootings.
As featured in this highly amusing image created by established forum member mofaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:59, archived)
# ah, right
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 16:02, archived)
#
Was it this?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:56, archived)
# i think not
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:57, archived)
# i got your 'Mr Muscle' right here, bub


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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:58, archived)
# I can't fap to this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 16:05, archived)
# sorry, wrong pic, LOL


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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 16:07, archived)
# New guidelines state three japs eyes per knob
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 16:11, archived)
# stop squeezing those hot dogs!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 16:15, archived)
# No, the correct answer is "Cillit Completely Obliterate The Surface Of Anything It Touches"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:58, archived)
# It's called Easy Off Bam over here.

Ok, that sounds like a lie, so...
www.dionnegalace.com/images/easyoff_bam.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:59, archived)
# don't lie to these rednecks
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 16:20, archived)
# I got burnt in france :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 16:34, archived)
# i saw someone's underpance
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 16:46, archived)
# it's good for unpurpling the shower
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 16:08, archived)
# oh my, ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:57, archived)
# sprouts never hurt nobody
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 15:56, archived)
# Looks like a brassica massacre.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 17:07, archived)
# Wish I'd thought of that!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 17:25, archived)