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# very nice, but
the FAQ does still say never exceed 400k you know?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:12, archived)
# Smash the system!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:14, archived)
# Herman's done an excellent job making it as small as he has
but why not just post a thumbnail and link to a full colour decent size gif or better still a youtube version which would take less time to load due to it actually having compression code developed this side of 1995 AND have sound?
or if you need to post it on board push it just a touch further - same joke 150 wide instead of 175 for 254kb:
www.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e054b3c8dd7b/tom-stonedsmall.gif
Fun and games with optimisation!/compression bore
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:19, archived)
# I'm afraid I don't have a telepathic insight into herman:D's mind.
You might be asking the wrong person here, Toasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:28, archived)
# I'm musing not demanding answers :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:29, archived)
# MUsing at Mu, eh?
I've had enough of your racism, Toasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:34, archived)
# sing Mu sing!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:36, archived)
#
not got a youtube account
(herman:D, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:40, archived)
# just link to a bigger gif then
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:42, archived)
# sorry i have got one but aint used it for years
www.b3ta.com/links/Would_You_Like_A_F_Mint
(herman:D, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 21:14, archived)
# but ?
www.b3ta.com/board/11045133
(herman:D, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:39, archived)
# people post porn every now and then too, doesn't make it right
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:41, archived)
# my name is Sheep ;)
www.b3ta.com/board/11049512
(herman:D, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:49, archived)
# why not just play by the rules like (almost) everyone else?
Jokes are more important than technique (and file size)
Yes 400k is quite small by todays standards, but you don't need to broadcast in HD to get a punchline across.
And if you do, just provide a link to a full res version like people do with pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 21:10, archived)
# So, who does one petition to get the FAQ changed?
Rob has deserted b3ta, the FAQ was written ages ago, and even people on smartphones can get 3g most places these days. Reply GIF & pic size restrictions would be a lot better IMHO than draconian original post restrictions, particularly when I log on the morning after a gayshift dance party...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 9:54, archived)
# you need to fill in a form at your local church
set fire to it and pray
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:38, archived)
# My local church only opens at midnight and I'll have to find a goat to slaughter...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:52, archived)