
Vote for the news QOTW - the funniest answers to the question end up in the newsletter
- My life as a film - How is your day/week/complete life working out similar to a famous film? Tell us about the body you found in the woods, or that time you put your cock in some warm food.
- My philosophy - 'Never eat yellow snow' Like a cheesy former schoolfriend's Facebook wall, what's your ham-fisted view of life?
- Still got it - What happened to you to realise that life hasn't passed you by? Turns out I'm a 48-year-old ninja. Yeah.
- Black Sheep II - I'm a 48-year-old ninja AND the black sheep of the family. Tell us about your family weirds and outcasts.




Vote closes lunchtime.
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- My life as a film - How is your day/week/complete life working out similar to a famous film? Tell us about the body you found in the woods, or that time you put your cock in some warm food.
- My philosophy - 'Never eat yellow snow' Like a cheesy former schoolfriend's Facebook wall, what's your ham-fisted view of life?
- Still got it - What happened to you to realise that life hasn't passed you by? Turns out I'm a 48-year-old ninja. Yeah.
- Black Sheep II - I'm a 48-year-old ninja AND the black sheep of the family. Tell us about your family weirds and outcasts.




Vote closes lunchtime.