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# Every moment God is with me
while I have a shit. God is there with me, wanking furiously.

Was God a DJ in the 70s?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:03, archived)
# Depends, did god touch you in your "special place"?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:06, archived)
# Well it helped to push the poo out afterwards in fairness.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:09, archived)
# I can only imagine the consequences of it being stuck.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:13, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:15, archived)
# Mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:39, archived)
# not being funny mate, but yur mum looks like a ballsack
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:42, archived)
# Not even a human ballsack.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:43, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:43, archived)
# Christ, my Mum's getting in on the action today too
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:44, archived)
# Fucking hell
Someone tell it that he's holding a microphone and not a lollipop.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:44, archived)
# [hilarious mspaint magenta cock picture here]
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:50, archived)
# meatloaf really let himself go
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:51, archived)