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# morning
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 8:56, archived)
# What the fuck is this?
Is B3ta run by Jehova's Witnesses now?

Oh and morning btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 8:59, archived)
# god be with you
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:00, archived)
# Every moment God is with me
while I have a shit. God is there with me, wanking furiously.

Was God a DJ in the 70s?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:03, archived)
# Depends, did god touch you in your "special place"?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:06, archived)
# Well it helped to push the poo out afterwards in fairness.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:09, archived)
# I can only imagine the consequences of it being stuck.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:15, archived)
# Mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:39, archived)
# not being funny mate, but yur mum looks like a ballsack
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:42, archived)
# Not even a human ballsack.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:43, archived)
# Christ, my Mum's getting in on the action today too
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:44, archived)
# Fucking hell
Someone tell it that he's holding a microphone and not a lollipop.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:44, archived)
# [hilarious mspaint magenta cock picture here]
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:50, archived)
# meatloaf really let himself go
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:51, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:02, archived)
# alright broadsword
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:08, archived)
# what about african babies with aids?
i asked for a grifter one year and got a raleigh mag burner, father christmas is better than god
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:05, archived)
# PLus, father christmas never gave anyone aids
well, not officially.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:07, archived)
# he does come down my chimney and empty his sack at the end of my bed
but i'm clean i think so it's ok
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:10, archived)
# Well, it's true he does like to fill your sock with his goodies
oh.. wait.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:14, archived)
# those african babies probably deserved it
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:08, archived)
# ah spose
it saves them coming over here and eating our pets
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:14, archived)
# Years back Father Xmas gave me a Raleigh bike
I asked him for an old English aristocrat, I was so disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:09, archived)
# haha jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:11, archived)
# Good morning my child.
May God's blessings be upon you all.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:06, archived)
# I FEEL BLESSED INDEED!
God love you, brother.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:07, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:12, archived)
# hello fresh water mole, god bless you
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:26, archived)
# peace be with you
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:36, archived)
# bring da ruckus
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:13, archived)
# Threadwaste!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:15, archived)
# If there's more than eight threads a day, rob has to jump start the rack of zx80s
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:19, archived)
# The blood of Christ keep you in eternal life.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:16, archived)
# morning doves, morning /board
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:17, archived)
# word up, tang up.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:19, archived)
# This board reintegration is going really well
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:23, archived)
# It's an excellent idea.
Ignore the weepers and haters. I am an GENIUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:26, archived)
# reintegration sounds so heartless
i prefer assimilation
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:27, archived)
# f'shizzle.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:20, archived)
# Hey Jecs, I'm new to /board
I'm sure we're all going to get on great
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:24, archived)
# I hope so
Really does depend on the amount of Redbull I have drunk beforehand tbh :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:43, archived)
# hey sweety xxx
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:21, archived)
# I knew you could bring everyone together
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:23, archived)
# He's the jam in a big messageboard sandwich.
The sexy sexy jam.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:27, archived)
# vaya con dios, el Doveston
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats šŸŽ©šŸŽ©, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:28, archived)
# Que el amor de Dios te acompañe, dos sombreros
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:31, archived)
# lol dos sombreros
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:32, archived)
# y con tu espíritu, dos sombreros
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:32, archived)
# Wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:29, archived)
# much beaker such wow
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:40, archived)
# Seams ok to me
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:58, archived)
#
Boffins discover proof of God ! i.e. Beaker :)
(JELLYWOBBLER, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 16:52, archived)
# Ning
Is that the Cat in the Hat on a hoverboard? (cloud on the right)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:37, archived)
# Life is like a sewer
what you get our of it depends upon what you put into it

(quote Tom Lehrer)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:38, archived)
# While we're having a love-in, can all the trollinvaderz vote for the nsfw image challenge
It'll end up 90% startled women sucking things that hilariously aren't penises, but at least it isn't fwuffywuffyanimalkins.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:43, archived)
# /w tits
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:49, archived)
# I voted for fwuffywuffyanimalkins sucking things that hilariously aren't penises
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:50, archived)
# There's nothing more arousing than an ickul lambikins suckling hard at a bottle.
Oh yeah. Slurp that milk, you dirty little orphan.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:52, archived)
# Probably not a great idea.
I don't know if Nuts magazine has a website, but, if it does, endless 'shops of women giving blowjobs is what I'd imagine it to look like.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:54, archived)
# You can do men sucking things that hilariously aren't penises if it makes you less uncomfortable.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:00, archived)
# I don't need your permission to "do" men, Dad.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:24, archived)
# As long as you keep the webcam switched on.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:25, archived)
# open-season for noncing :(
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:35, archived)
# Red sky in the morning, /boards warning


and it should be "how many you receive..."


\pedant
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:46, archived)
# god is infallible
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:52, archived)
# Like a balloon.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:01, archived)
# Unexpected

(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:50, archived)
# We're here. We're queer. Something something beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:08, archived)
# get fucked!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:08, archived)
# FAQ asks you to only post your own work on mainboard
also leaching images is a no no too I think

Cheers and morning sunshine
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:12, archived)
# faq also says don't be boring
chill out grandad
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:18, archived)
# you see posting that as exciting?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:28, archived)
# haha :)
living on the edge
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:37, archived)
# It got a bigger and more varied response than anything else that's been posted recently.
When the boards are reunited, you're going to have to deal with more of this excitement. Sexy times ahead.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:39, archived)
# be still my beating heart
images found online, posting things you haven't made, it's like the last days of the roman empire
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:48, archived)
# b3ta is dying
It might as well go down in a blaze of sodomy, incest, and Visigoths.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:56, archived)
# yay!
is it really dying though? granted talk seems to be getting weirdly slow, but I think for the most part the people posting on the mainboard are happy.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 11:28, archived)
# Yes
Yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:09, archived)
# toast
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:09, archived)
# roon
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:30, archived)
# It won't die if they do what they're told and merge all the boards back together again.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:22, archived)
# It asks and he didnt
ban him toasty, gwan.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:22, archived)
# lol
I've only ever banned spambots and I'd like to keep it that way.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:28, archived)
# Yeah!
You stick it to the horrid invader troll bully nonce /talk scum!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 10:26, archived)
# Cunt
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 12:31, archived)
# FTW
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Had to be done


I spent way too much time looking at that man's arsehole. It reminded me too much of work.
(gijoel, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 14:01, archived)