I'd crawl through a barrel of broken glass
just to poke matches in her shit!
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Fri 7 Mar 2014, 19:00,
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I'm quite glad my kids have outgrown Cbeebies.
Getting a raging horn whilst watching I Can Cook had me worried that I should be on a register.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?,
Fri 7 Mar 2014, 20:25,
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