Wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised
Probably made from giant chicken's kept in barns, with special dog flavourings added?
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Q4nobody,
Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:53,
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I heard that the dog flavour is actually bleached donkey flavour
it's 10% cheaper and allowed even though it's made of cancer
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:04,
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Yuummmm
LUNCHTIME!
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Q4nobody,
Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:18,
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