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# i've had worse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:29, archived)
# ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:30, archived)
# eyelids sewn to my face
while the tops of my eyes were sliced open. holes drilled into my skull to have thin metal rods inserted. eyes raised and lowered. eyeball rotated to undo twisted nerves. of course, now i can outstare a cat, so swings and roundabouts.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:34, archived)
# How about a Slow Loris?
Sadly, that's not an invitation.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:45, archived)
# never tried
my neighbour's cat is terrified of me, which i count as a win
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:47, archived)