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And who are you, the proud lord said,
that I must bow so low?
Only a cat of a different coat,
that's all the truth I know.
In a coat of gold or a coat of red,
a lion still has claws,
And mine are long and sharp, my lord,
as long and sharp as yours.
And so he spoke, and so he spoke,
that lord of Castamere,
But now the rains weep o'er his hall,
with no one there to hear.
Yes now the rains weep o'er his hall,
and not a soul to hear.
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:52, archived)
# There was a young fellow from Scunthorpe
Who buried his cock in a cunt whore
Pulled out of her bits
Then jizzed on her tits
Said "give me a discount, you munter"
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:56, archived)
# and she did, because anyone living in a place called "scunthorpe" clearly has a low opinion of themselves
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:58, archived)
# I know right, what a bunch of fucking plebs
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 21 Mar 2014, 22:59, archived)
# I can be the antidote
You'd rather be the pope
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Mar 2014, 0:01, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 22 Mar 2014, 1:20, archived)
# That's beautiful, man.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 22 Mar 2014, 9:52, archived)
# Needs more framing and feathers.
{;-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 21 Mar 2014, 23:09, archived)
# You obviously haven't seen season 3 of Game of Thrones
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 23:17, archived)
# Don't watch tv.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 21 Mar 2014, 23:34, archived)
# You obviously haven't read A Storm of Swords
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 23:39, archived)
# Correct!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 21 Mar 2014, 23:43, archived)
# You obviously haven't heard the audiobook of A Storm of Swords
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 23:47, archived)
# the version read by Bernard Bresslaw?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 22 Mar 2014, 1:22, archived)
# on a serious note i would love for it to be read by Christopher Lee, actually,
but Roy Dotrice is alright even if he does pronounce some of the names weirdly
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Sat 22 Mar 2014, 2:09, archived)