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[challenge entry] argh etc etc

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(, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:12, archived)
# HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE
(, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:34, archived)
# are those antennae?
(, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:36, archived)
# yes, yes they are.
or
no, no they aren't.
I dunno.
(, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:39, archived)
# i say they are
and he's trying to look like a space hopper
(, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:55, archived)
# ah, right you are.
(, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:58, archived)
# is chocolate hallucinogenic, by any chance?
*stops eating crispello*
(, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:13, archived)
# It almost looks like he's on the front cover to 'Platoon'
...maybe I've been drinking too much coffee.
(, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:39, archived)
# Ah, coffee, that well known powerful psychedelic drug.
(, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:42, archived)
# *puts coffee down*
*on flashing unicorn's head*
(, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:44, archived)
# Now you've broken your cup.
(, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:46, archived)
# it's ok, it's ok
the diamond gnomes of suffolk have arrived to fix the mug with their 'special glue'... why do they smile so?
(, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:47, archived)
# Because you tip them so well. Then their brains leak out.
(, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:49, archived)
# they certainly do.
(, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:52, archived)
# you do know they're stealing your underpants, don't you?
(, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:56, archived)
# LIES!
They wouldn't dare.
*looks down*
oh...
(, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:57, archived)
# As if you were already wearing underpants
(, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:59, archived)
# well I did once
but my hat fell off.
(, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:01, archived)
# there's only one way to stop them:
velcro.
(, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:13, archived)
# got charged £50 for some velcro once...
...what a rip-off.
(, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:24, archived)
# badum
and, indeed, tish
(, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:40, archived)