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# Ah, coffee, that well known powerful psychedelic drug.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:42, archived)
# *puts coffee down*
*on flashing unicorn's head*
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:44, archived)
# Now you've broken your cup.
(DolphinWhipperer, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:46, archived)
# it's ok, it's ok
the diamond gnomes of suffolk have arrived to fix the mug with their 'special glue'... why do they smile so?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:47, archived)
# Because you tip them so well. Then their brains leak out.
(DolphinWhipperer, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:49, archived)
# they certainly do.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:52, archived)
# you do know they're stealing your underpants, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:56, archived)
# LIES!
They wouldn't dare.
*looks down*
oh...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:57, archived)
# As if you were already wearing underpants
(DolphinWhipperer, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 15:59, archived)
# well I did once
but my hat fell off.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:01, archived)
# there's only one way to stop them:
velcro.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:13, archived)
# got charged £50 for some velcro once...
...what a rip-off.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:24, archived)
# badum
and, indeed, tish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:40, archived)