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# i like this
and have clicked thusly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:33, archived)
# No more glasses, eh?
Bionic enhancement or corrective surgery?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:51, archived)
# neither
cataracts are worse, glasses are no longer helpful. i'll be having cataract surgery in a month or two, hopefully
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:00, archived)
# Here's hoping the op delivers the goods.
But bionic eyes would be the preference.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:04, archived)
# on the plus side, i get to pretend to be a pirate for a week :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:06, archived)
# Win.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:07, archived)
# i still want bionic eyes, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:11, archived)
# I got contacts last week,
first time ever. It was like a different world man....
felt like people were looking at me or something, and then the joy of going out in the rain without a hood up... or going from cold to warm without steaming up...

Joyous :)
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:15, archived)
# i can't wear contacts
my eyes are too sensitive. i probably will have glasses again when the cataracts are done, but hopefully not as strong
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:18, archived)
# I got my first ever galsses just before Christmas, distance pair and reading pair...
Biggest shock was looking in the mirror after a shave and seeing all that i'd been missing for years, Not one person had told what a manky looking bastard I had been looking
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:20, archived)
# hahaha
25 years i've been wearing the damn things
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:26, archived)
# Like fucking Yoda you sound!
I've also past that old age milestone of becoming so old I bought a cardigan because I liked it ;-(
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:33, archived)
# i've never bought a cardigan
i own three, but i've never bought one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:44, archived)
# I'm a fucking convert I fucking love my cardigan!
So much so I bought an identical second one :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:49, archived)
# is it grey?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:54, archived)
# it is! dark grey charcole, how the fuck you knew that I don't know. I wanted the black one but being end of season they had sold out
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:08, archived)
# men have grey cardies
or those weird biscuit-coloured ones. women have pink or navy blue
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:11, archived)
# I usually only wear all black everything (Except jeans), but settled for this as it's dark grey and I liked the shape.....
mate of mine wears those biscuit beige brown and khaki ones. everything he has is that colour he looks like a fucking boring old grandad
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:18, archived)
# buy him a flat cap and see if he takes the hint
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:23, archived)
# He describes himself as that!
He doesn't like to stand out in the crowd :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:28, archived)
# weird
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:54, archived)