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i like this

and have clicked thusly

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:33, archived)

No more glasses, eh?

Bionic enhancement or corrective surgery?

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Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 14:51, archived)

neither

cataracts are worse, glasses are no longer helpful. i'll be having cataract surgery in a month or two, hopefully

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:00, archived)

Here's hoping the op delivers the goods.

But bionic eyes would be the preference.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:04, archived)

on the plus side, i get to pretend to be a pirate for a week :D

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:06, archived)

Win.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:07, archived)

i still want bionic eyes, though

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:11, archived)

I got contacts last week,

first time ever. It was like a different world man....
felt like people were looking at me or something, and then the joy of going out in the rain without a hood up... or going from cold to warm without steaming up...

Joyous :)

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:15, archived)

i can't wear contacts

my eyes are too sensitive. i probably will have glasses again when the cataracts are done, but hopefully not as strong

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:18, archived)

I got my first ever galsses just before Christmas, distance pair and reading pair...

Biggest shock was looking in the mirror after a shave and seeing all that i'd been missing for years, Not one person had told what a manky looking bastard I had been looking

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:20, archived)

hahaha

25 years i've been wearing the damn things

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:26, archived)

Like fucking Yoda you sound!

I've also past that old age milestone of becoming so old I bought a cardigan because I liked it ;-(

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:33, archived)

i've never bought a cardigan

i own three, but i've never bought one

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:44, archived)

I'm a fucking convert I fucking love my cardigan!

So much so I bought an identical second one :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:49, archived)

is it grey?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 15:54, archived)

it is! dark grey charcole, how the fuck you knew that I don't know. I wanted the black one but being end of season they had sold out

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:08, archived)

men have grey cardies

or those weird biscuit-coloured ones. women have pink or navy blue

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:11, archived)

I usually only wear all black everything (Except jeans), but settled for this as it's dark grey and I liked the shape.....

mate of mine wears those biscuit beige brown and khaki ones. everything he has is that colour he looks like a fucking boring old grandad

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:18, archived)

buy him a flat cap and see if he takes the hint

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:23, archived)

He describes himself as that!

He doesn't like to stand out in the crowd :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:28, archived)

weird

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:54, archived)