Merkel would have him any day!Also in Tory news if you gene-splice Boris and Dave you get a fat Michael Portillo. This is probably proof that at some point in the future the Tory party try to create the perfect leader and send him back in time to erase the Blair years. But the plan is somehow foiled and he ends up presenting those cosy railway programmes instead.
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
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