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# Bat-varicose-veins on the suit, but no bat-nipples?
He is getting old. Where's the Bat-Zimmer-frame?
Fetch his Bat-slippers and a nice slice of Bat-Bat-tenburg.
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 14:44, archived)
# He's not Batman. I'm not calling him Batman. The movie is "Superman Vs Ben Affleck".
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 14:46, archived)
# He must be, like, your worst nightmare.
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:55, archived)
# he actually looks more like Frank Miller's version in The Dark Knight Returns
which isn't a bad thing.
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 21:32, archived)
# I fucking hope his trousers aren't that tight as well or blu ray viewers will be counting the wrinkles on his scrotum
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 14:49, archived)
# Look, look how muscular I am, look how I have nothing else to do with my day other than lift heavy weights
LOOK
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 14:58, archived)
# ^aroused^
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:25, archived)
# obv
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:32, archived)
# ^watching from the bushes^
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:32, archived)