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# Big wheels. Fast driving. Country estate. What did you think was going to happen, Ben?

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 14 May 2014, 14:39, archived)
# Bat-varicose-veins on the suit, but no bat-nipples?
He is getting old. Where's the Bat-Zimmer-frame?
Fetch his Bat-slippers and a nice slice of Bat-Bat-tenburg.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 14 May 2014, 14:44, archived)
# He's not Batman. I'm not calling him Batman. The movie is "Superman Vs Ben Affleck".
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 14 May 2014, 14:46, archived)
# He must be, like, your worst nightmare.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:55, archived)
# he actually looks more like Frank Miller's version in The Dark Knight Returns
which isn't a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 May 2014, 21:32, archived)
# I fucking hope his trousers aren't that tight as well or blu ray viewers will be counting the wrinkles on his scrotum
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 14 May 2014, 14:49, archived)
# Look, look how muscular I am, look how I have nothing else to do with my day other than lift heavy weights
LOOK
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 14 May 2014, 14:58, archived)
# ^aroused^
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:25, archived)
# obv
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:32, archived)
# ^watching from the bushes^
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:32, archived)
# he's getting rather chunky
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 May 2014, 14:46, archived)
# It's the authentic Dark Knight Returns look - big, old and grey
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 14 May 2014, 14:47, archived)
# i don't think i'll be watching it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 May 2014, 14:52, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 May 2014, 21:33, archived)
# I guess dead deer do it for some.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 14 May 2014, 14:48, archived)
# fucking leather-clad,cape-wearing necrofurries!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 May 2014, 14:53, archived)
# Mmm, venison.
To the bat-sausage-maker!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:00, archived)
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(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 14 May 2014, 14:54, archived)
# Oh christ, now all I can think of is the Team America song Pearl Harbour (Sucks)
with the line "I need u like Ben Affleck needs acting school"
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:31, archived)
# All this Ben Affleck as Batman seems to be overshadowing the main point
the last Superman film was shite, why are they making another?
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:48, archived)
# I don't think I hated Superman quite as much as I hated Dark Night Rises.
They think that combining two crap movies makes for one good one. The reality is that two piles of shite make for one massive pile of SHITE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:22, archived)
# I thought the Superman one was quite interesting.
The last Batman one though was terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:32, archived)
# inorite? 8.6 on IMDb!?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:38, archived)