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# FUCKSLICE? How can I serve flan with a FUCKSLICE???!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 24 May 2014, 20:25, archived)
# condiments are complex
is b3tards fucked or yam I fucking spastic shitcunt?
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Sat 24 May 2014, 20:27, archived)
# Whilst you are a fucking spastic shitcunt sadly b3tards is no more. It is hacked. It has gone to join the choir invisible.
Other hosting services are available.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 24 May 2014, 20:29, archived)
# ah, i guess I picked the wrong year to not save that shit
oh well, least i got ma sweet sweet scrotum

tanks for the update
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Sat 24 May 2014, 20:31, archived)
# Both.
haha. ha.





ha.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 24 May 2014, 20:29, archived)
# i won't stand for this kind of abuse
*squats*

WHERE'S YOUR CHRIST NOW, COWCAT!?

loljapes
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Sat 24 May 2014, 20:32, archived)
# I fail to see how simply squatting will result in anything.
Have you seen Bantha Sweetgooch in "Death Milkcart: Gold Top Prejudice" yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 24 May 2014, 21:01, archived)
# I was listening to the audio novel whilst driving through the west country
i hit* a swan



*shit
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Sat 24 May 2014, 21:07, archived)
# Bloody hell,
they're churning those out pretty quick aren't they?
I picked up Semi Skimmed Suicide on bluray a couple of months ago and that's not been out long.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 24 May 2014, 21:11, archived)
# Awesome! I'm dying to see that!
It's by the same director, Frank Fingerbottom, who did "Five Pints Fuckup" isn't it?

Trailer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcRFlcXCkoc
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 24 May 2014, 21:33, archived)
# Yeah, that's the guy.
Hard to believe he waited 87 years before bringing out "Whey sodden Mattress" and continuing with the Hexalogy.
Edit: Just googled it as I wasn't sure but it's actually Fink Frangerbottom.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 24 May 2014, 21:42, archived)
# holy shit, my son saw Five Pints Fuckup (FPF3D.com) in Winchester one time
there was a grievance pertaining to someone doing a guff in the popcorn

great slogans
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Sat 24 May 2014, 21:47, archived)
# Aw, man..must be a new craze. My pick 'n' mix was soaked in bull's milk at the showing of "Tetrapak Nightmare" in Monaco.
Multi Hogans.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 24 May 2014, 22:12, archived)
# fine soak slogan
salty shitfuck
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Sat 24 May 2014, 22:15, archived)