Hahahaha very close to homeAfter several bottles of Red a few years back and when everyone had gone to bed I thought Poker Face was the best thing ever and turned it up to 11 while dancing around in the kitchen. I did the two step backward fall crashing through several chairs and monstering my coccyx. The pain was there for weeks along with the hangover.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Sat 7 Jun 2014, 21:36,
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It's not easy being such a lushI've fallen backwards down stairs too many times to remember and into a bonfire once.
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Sat 7 Jun 2014, 23:21,
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