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# My bone has been doing its own thing.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:24, archived)
# O PLZ NO
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:26, archived)
# Painful
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:26, archived)
# In 2nd year at school
I sat down and put my gloved hands on the table in front of me. Unbeknownst to anyone else, I had put my right glove on upside-down, and put the back of my hand on the table. I started convulsing theatrically and groaning in pain as I slowly curled my middle finger up, so it looked like it was bending backwards of its own accord. Scott Murphy was sitting opposite, and he freaked out.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:34, archived)
# Yeah but Scott Murphy was a big joey anyway.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:38, archived)
# I'm telling his mum you said that
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:46, archived)
# ouch
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:34, archived)
# I sort of did that to someone else once
He'd been doing the "There's something on your shirt" *flips finger up and pokes nose* prank on several others, which I'd noticed. When he tried it on me, I grabbed his finger and slowly bent it back. His finger was pretty flexible too, right up until it popped out.

The painful bit was when I relocated it for him.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:54, archived)
# You bastard!
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:29, archived)
# He didn't do it again, I can tell you
(, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 0:14, archived)
# y'all have such soft and feminine hands on here

...probably because they're always marinating in Jergen's Lotion
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:31, archived)
# Jergen's Lotion is the best for wanking callouses, feminine hands are the best for wanking.
DEAR GOD I'M LONELY
(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:55, archived)
# Fruit of the Earth with aloe vera is the stuff
(, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 0:19, archived)
# YES!!!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 2:26, archived)