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[challenge entry] I've got a boner.

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(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:15, archived)
# That gave me a boner
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:16, archived)
# Boners are a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:18, archived)
# She's looking good for her age
In other news
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:44, archived)
# So, the US Attorney General has a special person to hold him?
And that person's retiring?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:45, archived)
# He looks quite tired in the photo. Been doing a lot of holding.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 23:20, archived)
# Yes, but lovely curtains
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 23:46, archived)
# bit louche
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 23:58, archived)
#
They go with his hair
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 3:41, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:18, archived)
# Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:20, archived)
# My bone has been doing its own thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:24, archived)
# O PLZ NO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ( ͡👁️ ͜༼ ͡ಠل͜ ͡ಠ༽ ͡👁️), Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:26, archived)
# Painful
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:26, archived)
# In 2nd year at school
I sat down and put my gloved hands on the table in front of me. Unbeknownst to anyone else, I had put my right glove on upside-down, and put the back of my hand on the table. I started convulsing theatrically and groaning in pain as I slowly curled my middle finger up, so it looked like it was bending backwards of its own accord. Scott Murphy was sitting opposite, and he freaked out.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:34, archived)
# Yeah but Scott Murphy was a big joey anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:38, archived)
# I'm telling his mum you said that
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:46, archived)
# ouch
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:34, archived)
# I sort of did that to someone else once
He'd been doing the "There's something on your shirt" *flips finger up and pokes nose* prank on several others, which I'd noticed. When he tried it on me, I grabbed his finger and slowly bent it back. His finger was pretty flexible too, right up until it popped out.

The painful bit was when I relocated it for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:54, archived)
# You bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:29, archived)
# He didn't do it again, I can tell you
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 0:14, archived)
# y'all have such soft and feminine hands on here

...probably because they're always marinating in Jergen's Lotion
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin ⍼, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:31, archived)
# Jergen's Lotion is the best for wanking callouses, feminine hands are the best for wanking.
DEAR GOD I'M LONELY
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:55, archived)
# Fruit of the Earth with aloe vera is the stuff
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin ⍼, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 0:19, archived)
# YES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 2:26, archived)
# Hahahahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ( ͡👁️ ͜༼ ͡ಠل͜ ͡ಠ༽ ͡👁️), Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:40, archived)
# For some reason I first thought of this:
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:33, archived)
# Good eye!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:35, archived)
# Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:42, archived)
# 't's all 'bout dat gap
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin ⍼, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:24, archived)
# Are you referring to the Y?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 0:19, archived)