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I've got a boner.
From the Dead Celebs challenge. See all 40 entries (closed)
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:15,
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Boners are a good thing.
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:18,
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So, the US Attorney General has a special person to hold him?And that person's retiring?
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Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:45,
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He looks quite tired in the photo. Been doing a lot of holding.
Shlvng,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 23:20,
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Thank you!
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:20,
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In 2nd year at schoolI sat down and put my gloved hands on the table in front of me. Unbeknownst to anyone else, I had put my right glove on upside-down, and put the back of my hand on the table. I started convulsing theatrically and groaning in pain as I slowly curled my middle finger up, so it looked like it was bending backwards of its own accord. Scott Murphy was sitting opposite, and he freaked out.
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Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:34,
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ouch
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:34,
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I sort of did that to someone else onceHe'd been doing the "There's something on your shirt" *flips finger up and pokes nose* prank on several others, which I'd noticed. When he tried it on me, I grabbed his finger and slowly bent it back. His finger was pretty flexible too, right up until it popped out.
The painful bit was when I relocated it for him.
(The painful bit was when I relocated it for him.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:54,
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y'all have such soft and feminine hands on here...probably because they're always marinating in Jergen's Lotion
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:31,
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Jergen's Lotion is the best for wanking callouses, feminine hands are the best for wanking.DEAR GOD I'M LONELY
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Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:55,
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Fruit of the Earth with aloe vera is the stuff PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 26 Sep 2014, 0:19,
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For some reason I first thought of this: 
Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 21:33,
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't's all 'bout dat gap PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 25 Sep 2014, 22:24,
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Are you referring to the Y?
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Fri 26 Sep 2014, 0:19,
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