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[challenge entry] Scrunge licking will be huge

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(traxdata, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 17:35, archived)
# I'm not sure if I should be aroused or disgusted
or mildly curious as to the investment opportunities.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 17:41, archived)
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You need to find a good source for Scrunges, otherwise the machine is totally useless. Other than that it's a great opportunity.
(traxdata, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 17:46, archived)
# Do not buy
I think the app posted an unflattering video of my scrunge to Youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8vnyP65SuA
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 17:48, archived)
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Sorry about that, it's a bit buggy. When I say it can lick multiple Scrunges I meant to say two and a half Scrunges. Any more than that and the app will just post randomly without warning.
(traxdata, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 17:52, archived)
# So no more scrunge-licker parties then?
Back to tupperware I suppose. Ah well, I always did enjoy some good tupping.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 17:56, archived)
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If you put the Scrunge licker into attack mode via the app it can handle more Scrunges I just found out. So when you host your party it should be ok.
(traxdata, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 18:00, archived)
# Hurrah! No more "Press To Seal"!
TBF Seal was getting pretty tired of that.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 18:09, archived)
# My dog does my Scrunge
*and my gooch
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 18:10, archived)
# I *used* to let my dog do that.
-Sigh- poor old Nipper.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 18:25, archived)
# So...
I had to ask Mrs Google about the word 'scrunge'
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 11 Oct 2014, 18:49, archived)
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scrunge
Web definitions
A shot in which a wink lands in the pot, but bounces out again.
(traxdata, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 19:08, archived)
# Does it come with a thrusting nub?
Or is the user of this apparatus expected to provide this?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 18:50, archived)
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Sorry, thrusting nubs were banned a year ago. We can't supply them. The user can use there own nubs though. Although we recommend the Polax nub these days. It's much safer....
(traxdata, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 18:58, archived)
# i'll take four please
one for each scrunge
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 23:16, archived)