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MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:01, archived)

Truth is, I thought it mattered.

I thought that music mattered. But does it bollocks.
Not compared to how nob gags matter.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:30, archived)

Be happy

Make music and joke about it, (if you want to)

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MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:53, archived)

Incidentally

I was an extra in Brassed Off. Getting on for 20 years ago now, pay was £20 a day and all the bacon butties I could eat. You can see me in the Whit Friday scenes but only in wide screen. A film I have great affection for, I knew some of the Grimethorpe players who played the Grimley Band.

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MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 19:06, archived)

I once did a poo that looked like a walnut whip

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 20:55, archived)

I remember

When Walnut Whips had a nut in the base as well as the one on top.

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MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 21:35, archived)

I remember that

and also when they changed the cream stuff inside. It's not as nice as it was.

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Nuisance Value, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 22:16, archived)

Texan bars are more brittle when they've been in the fridge.

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 22:26, archived)

i once farted in the same cadence as the first six beats of the theme from crimewatch.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 23:05, archived)