Blimey Santa's a massive bastard
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 13 Dec 2014, 15:20,
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he gets in a right mood if he finds you've got a woodburner fitted
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 13 Dec 2014, 15:35,
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excellent, there's one of those in our place
hopefully the fat fuck will get stuck trying to squeeze through it
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 13 Dec 2014, 15:49,
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