Clearly the problem is that there are too many rigid penises around to be jumped on.
We need to invent an anti-anti-ED pill.
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Tue 20 Jan 2015, 1:06,
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How do any of us get through the day at work,
what with all these drugged-up women wanting to marry us in that two-week window.
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Tue 20 Jan 2015, 1:07,
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Personally I keep my legs firmly under the desk until home time,
just in case the boss's PA decides to impale herself on me as I head to the kitchen.
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Tue 20 Jan 2015, 1:11,
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Good to see you're doing your bit to keep the population down.
Seriously, that post was fucking creepy. Did someone hack their account or do cat charities often spill over into woo and tin-foil hattery?
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Tue 20 Jan 2015, 1:13,
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