Clearly the problem is that there are too many rigid penises around to be jumped on.
We need to invent an anti-anti-ED pill.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 20 Jan 2015, 1:06,
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How do any of us get through the day at work,
what with all these drugged-up women wanting to marry us in that two-week window.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 20 Jan 2015, 1:07,
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Personally I keep my legs firmly under the desk until home time,
just in case the boss's PA decides to impale herself on me as I head to the kitchen.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 20 Jan 2015, 1:11,
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Good to see you're doing your bit to keep the population down.
Seriously, that post was fucking creepy. Did someone hack their account or do cat charities often spill over into woo and tin-foil hattery?
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 20 Jan 2015, 1:13,
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I reckon spending all day, every day around cages full of lethal fluff would drive anyone bonkers.
Shame tinfoil doesn't block out the mind-controlling feline rays. Planet of the Apes got it wrong, it'll be cats that overthrow us.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 20 Jan 2015, 1:17,
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