Remember when Tommy Vance did a show on telly about American idiots......'It's not so much Star-Spangled Banner, as Scar-Mangled Spanner!'
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Mon 23 Feb 2015, 14:50,
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And Arthur C Clarke destroyed an entire Earth battle fleet to manufacture "... all that remained was one star-mangled spanner".
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh,
Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:10,
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I've just given up on 'Spar Tangled Stannah'because I remembered that Thora Hird promoted Churchill stairlifts. Not Stannah ones.
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MisterPunch did it that way on,
Mon 23 Feb 2015, 17:21,
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