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If I hear the theme to StarmTrek again today I'm gonna pull my ears off!
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XLVII .uk,
Sat 28 Feb 2015, 16:07,
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i'm still going to watch it
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 28 Feb 2015, 16:08,
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I'm cutting my own hair tonight
should be interesting.
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XLVII .uk,
Sat 28 Feb 2015, 16:16,
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i've got an aunt who does that with a pair of kitchen scissors
but she's batshit insane
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 28 Feb 2015, 16:26,
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I've used scissors before but clippers are so much quicker
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XLVII .uk,
Sat 28 Feb 2015, 16:29,
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mine needs doing
it's starting to get in my eyes and annoy me
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 28 Feb 2015, 16:35,
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Come round
We'll have a hair party!
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XLVII .uk,
Sat 28 Feb 2015, 16:36,
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is that as kinky as it sounds?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 28 Feb 2015, 16:38,
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It depends how hairy you are
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XLVII .uk,
Sat 28 Feb 2015, 17:32,
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not very
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 28 Feb 2015, 17:33,
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No then
I only consider it kinky if you're a yeti otherwise it's just normal human sex hair cutting. Could you get a suit?
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XLVII .uk,
Sat 28 Feb 2015, 17:36,
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a bathing suit, maybe
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 28 Feb 2015, 17:43,
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crotcheted?
Now we're talking
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XLVII .uk,
Sat 28 Feb 2015, 17:52,
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with popper fastening, too
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 28 Feb 2015, 17:58,
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*drops monocle*
Brb
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XLVII .uk,
Sat 28 Feb 2015, 18:57,
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picks up said monocle whilst pretending to tie shoelace
then heads straight for the closest public toilet
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R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids,
Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:07,
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are you following me?
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XLVII .uk,
Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:10,
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im not sure, bit hard to see anything through this soiled monocle
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R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids,
Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:17,
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*unzips again*
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Frogbeat,
Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:18,
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put that pencil case away
You can't measure it
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XLVII .uk,
Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:40,
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