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# i just entered my kitchen and accidently knocked a carving knife off the counter
in such a way that it sliced down my shin as it fell and left a 2 inch long quarter inch deep flap of skin. Obviously this means that there is most likely an allah and he didnt appreciate me making fun of him or his religion. to this i say, what a pussy, you didnt even chop off a toe.. (im heading off to see the inlaws for easter this weekend and will probably be decapitated in a car crash, so if all of a sudden i stop posting.... islam all the way people!)
(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 14:46, archived)
# ouch...
(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 17:39, archived)
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(, Thu 2 Apr 2015, 21:24, archived)