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# aaawww, paddling in the ballots
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:23, archived)
# they look so happy
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:26, archived)
# and who wouldn't be?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:38, archived)
# with all that 2ply to play with!
who could blame them.
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:52, archived)
# certainly not me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:54, archived)
# Step away from the box, Smashy! We might all go up! LOOK AT THE FIERY WAX!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:11, archived)
# fiery wax? ah, that takes me back
*relives mildly torture-y stuff*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:16, archived)
# Hi everyone!
My ears are burning....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:25, archived)
# so those were your nipples i crisped up?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:29, archived)
# Now I have nothing for the chain on my nuts to hang off!
Oh wait,
*hangs chain around ears*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:32, archived)
# there's always that hook in he ceiling
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:36, archived)
# Erm....this isn't accounts is it? How do I get out, please? *Fumbles for doorhandle*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:50, archived)
# i see you've noticed there IS no doorhandle...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:56, archived)
# *Rapidly scans room for other exits*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:57, archived)
# *encleavages keys*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 17:07, archived)
# *Sticks lampshade on head and stands in corner*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 7 May 2015, 17:14, archived)
# oh good, i like to play games...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 17:27, archived)