the French coroners report said she had dandruff
they found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Sat 29 Aug 2015, 0:45,
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Bloke from the RAC wasn't any use.
He'd never taken the engine out of an old Princess before.
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Sat 29 Aug 2015, 7:57,
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Why is Prince Charles' nob multicoloured?
He stuck it in Di's.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 29 Aug 2015, 10:18,
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