i'd love to tie him down
and have a fat, sweaty, hairy, naked bloke sit on his face and choke him with his cheesy ballsack
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Sun 6 Sep 2015, 16:37,
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nah
just a vivid imagination and an evil streak a mile wide
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Sun 6 Sep 2015, 16:46,
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i can't get pissed off today
i'm sleepy full because i've had steak
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Sun 6 Sep 2015, 17:01,
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