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# as someone who has had to mediate in a cock measuring competition
i feel i'm qualified to help
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 16:35, archived)
# You make it sound like such a chore
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# it was
it really was
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 16:42, archived)
# Setting up the electron microscope must have been a right pain
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 16:44, archived)
# not pissing off my mate was hard
especially as his was smaller
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 16:59, archived)
# I think you missed a colon: Not pissing off: my mate was hard.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 16 Sep 2015, 12:54, archived)
# Cock measuring contests are so childish.
One of the contestants just has to be the bigger man.
(Cruising Capacity, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 16:58, archived)
# if only
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 17:00, archived)
# I used to be an offical cock measurer
but I ended up getting the sack
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 18:10, archived)
# Salary was rubbish but the tips were plentiful
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#
The fact that it pays well is a common phallusy
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 15 Sep 2015, 18:51, archived)