Hey you guys: a friend of mine ate some sprouts on christmas day and did a fart that really smelt! Hahahaha!
Anyone else got any christmas stories they want to share?
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Tue 29 Dec 2015, 22:24,
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A few million people lost their homes and all their possessions when all the shit was washed up from the drains, happy christmas
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Tue 29 Dec 2015, 22:30,
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I sat in a dark and noisy sub-basement.
But on the plus side, it really smelt.
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Tue 29 Dec 2015, 22:47,
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My elderly neighbour fell, hit her head and died over Christmas when we were away visiting the in-laws for a couple of weeks.
When the police finally broke the door down a fortnight later they found the cats hadn't eaten her fast enough and the house really smelt, lol.
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Tue 29 Dec 2015, 22:52,
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I watched a slender and elegant Thomas Fischer extract copper from its ore.
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Tue 29 Dec 2015, 22:59,
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