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# Hey you guys: a friend of mine ate some sprouts on christmas day and did a fart that really smelt! Hahahaha!
Anyone else got any christmas stories they want to share?
(, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 22:24, archived)
# A few million people lost their homes and all their possessions when all the shit was washed up from the drains, happy christmas
(, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 22:30, archived)
# that sounds like it REALLY smelt!
keep 'em coming....
(, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 22:35, archived)
# I sat in a dark and noisy sub-basement.
But on the plus side, it really smelt.
(, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 22:47, archived)
# My elderly neighbour fell, hit her head and died over Christmas when we were away visiting the in-laws for a couple of weeks.
When the police finally broke the door down a fortnight later they found the cats hadn't eaten her fast enough and the house really smelt, lol.
(, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 22:52, archived)
# Another Christmas ruined by having too few cats.
(, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 0:21, archived)
# It was Christmas and something or other smelt
(, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 22:54, archived)
# I watched a slender and elegant Thomas Fischer extract copper from its ore.
(, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 22:59, archived)
# He was eating hulled wheat at the time too, imagine that.
(, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 23:09, archived)
# must've spelt awful
(, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 23:31, archived)
# Woulda watched but there was this fascinating programme about little fishies
(, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 23:16, archived)
# *holds nose*
sounds stinky!
(, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 23:30, archived)