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# nurse
reduce this man's ibogaine intravenious drip to 500 ccs an hour.
and give him 200 of sodium pentathol to calm his babbling.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:29, archived)
# it's all a finely calculated story
you'll see
you'll all see!
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:32, archived)
# ahhh
bless
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:36, archived)
# is it a coincidence
that the robots look vaguely like The Brown Bottle?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:42, archived)
# I think looking for patterns is a bit of a Zen pursuit
it's like the sound of one hand clapping.
spam
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:48, archived)
# I can do that.
make a clapping sound with one hand. I mean like, really loud clapping. if you hold the fingers really loose and wave your hand back and forth really fast...
my left hand is louder though. I think I broke the right one whilst abusing myself.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 20:53, archived)
# I think its the noise of a spam!
Spamming is the practice of british school children of wacking the forehead of their fellow pupils.
'spam' is the forehead,as in "He has a big spam!"
'spam' is the verb,as in "So I spammed him"
allowing the sentance "I spammed his spam"
sorry to UK educated b3tans who knew all this through the joys of brain damage
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 21:01, archived)