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[challenge entry] Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 17:56, archived)
# :)


Can't find invisible version I made of this pic :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 18:35, archived)
# This flamingoes pic is original pic of flamingoes pic
Not invizblz pic I made for hilarious
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 18:55, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 19:43, archived)
# Please hear my talk
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 20:37, archived)
# :(
Fictional invisible butt suimpon is visible flamingo I think?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 21:26, archived)
# Pink from eat shrimpson
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 21:36, archived)
# but Simpsons is yellow
so pink is photoman ipulations
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 22:20, archived)
# PRAWNSON BLUSH
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 22:26, archived)
# !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 1:54, archived)
# This reminds me of my grandmothers living room in the fucking 70's !!!!!
jusayin
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 9:56, archived)
# Full of flamingos?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 19:53, archived)
# It was her 'thing'
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sun 6 Mar 2016, 15:32, archived)
# If animals had cars,
flamingos would continue to be environmentally responsible?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 19:01, archived)
# The challenge should have been named 'if animals had transport'
'if animals had transport'
 Invizblz snopsins
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 19:08, archived)
# but they already have transport.
legs, wings, tails, ion drives, butt trumpets
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 19:11, archived)
# But no Shatner's Bassoon
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 19:44, archived)
# My acquaintance's dog's got one
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 20:53, archived)
# Ken Dodd's Dad?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 21:25, archived)
# :D
Hahaha!

This is a brilliant and winsome inversion of that quintessentially
twenty-first-century genre, the b3ta post.

Rather than looking inward, mofaha
reaches
outward—to others, strangers, friends.

He turns introspective reflection into a resolutely collective
and communitarian experience.

His accumulated words
become forms of visual communication,
somewhere between ridiculous and pomposity,
conversation and agitprop:

lay off the cigars;
friends before posting time; i told you so;
life is short make it good.

The voice gathered here displays incredible wit, sincerity,
and generosity; we are lucky to be able to listen to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 22:04, archived)
# formatting ninja
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 22:16, archived)
# bro do you even <bro>
?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 22:18, archived)
# I don't even bro, bro
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 22:33, archived)
# your so bro you don't even
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 22:40, archived)
# Worse. Chat-up line. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 0:54, archived)
# Worst macarena ever.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 19:08, archived)
# 100% true
(not fake)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 22:21, archived)
# hqnk? i don't get it
i preferred their cover of ymca
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 19:25, archived)