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# The challenge should have been named 'if animals had transport'
'if animals had transport'
Invizblz snopsins
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 19:08, archived)
# but they already have transport.
legs, wings, tails, ion drives, butt trumpets
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 19:11, archived)
# But no Shatner's Bassoon
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 19:44, archived)
# My acquaintance's dog's got one
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 20:53, archived)
# Ken Dodd's Dad?
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 21:25, archived)
# :D
Hahaha!

This is a brilliant and winsome inversion of that quintessentially
twenty-first-century genre, the b3ta post.

Rather than looking inward, mofaha
reaches
outward—to others, strangers, friends.

He turns introspective reflection into a resolutely collective
and communitarian experience.

His accumulated words
become forms of visual communication,
somewhere between ridiculous and pomposity,
conversation and agitprop:

lay off the cigars;
friends before posting time; i told you so;
life is short make it good.

The voice gathered here displays incredible wit, sincerity,
and generosity; we are lucky to be able to listen to him.
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 22:04, archived)
# formatting ninja
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 22:16, archived)
# bro do you even <bro>
?
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 22:18, archived)
# I don't even bro, bro
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 22:33, archived)
# your so bro you don't even
(, Fri 4 Mar 2016, 22:40, archived)
# Worse. Chat-up line. Ever.
(, Sat 5 Mar 2016, 0:54, archived)