life's a beach until you get sand in your fanny and you can't stop scratching and scratching but it won't come out because it's lodged right up there and you have to get the shower head and spray it right up the cunt until a thick gritty mess slops out
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Mon 14 Mar 2016, 11:20,
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have you tried rubbing jam in it?
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Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Mon 14 Mar 2016, 11:46,
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Excellent idea, the wasps will help to get the sand out.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Mon 14 Mar 2016, 12:22,
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what with their little grabby hands and all.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Mon 14 Mar 2016, 12:34,
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Pint of mindbleach please landlord.
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Mon 14 Mar 2016, 13:39,
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