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# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - MADE UP ANIMAL FACTS

We're putting on our zoology blouses and doing our best David Attenborough impressions this week, as we take a trek through the world of made up animal facts.
Lie through your teeth and illustrate the result.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 24 Mar 2016, 8:00, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll start off then
The 16-kneed giraffe has 17 knees

And cannot count further than 16
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 24 Mar 2016, 9:09, archived)
[challenge entry] if we're reposting giraffes...
Fully extended, a giraffe's neck allows it to lick clouds

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 24 Mar 2016, 9:14, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 24 Mar 2016, 9:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Giraffes only have torsos in the first 2 years of their lives
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 24 Mar 2016, 9:40, archived)
[challenge entry] The Nepalese toraffe has no natural enemies, except itself
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 24 Mar 2016, 9:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Canadian giraffes hunt grizzly bears for their fur, and for sport

They are referred to by the native people as the 'cunts of the animal kingdom'
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 24 Mar 2016, 9:44, archived)
[challenge entry] To counter a decreased labido in aging males
female giraffes often wear stockings to encourage sexy time

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 24 Mar 2016, 9:56, archived)
# Ahahaha

/edit: *saves to 'special files'*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 24 Mar 2016, 10:17, archived)
# Sadly some giraffes become victims of the international sex trade
(gijoel, Sat 26 Mar 2016, 11:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 24 Mar 2016, 14:38, archived)
# aces!!!
(frenchtoilet, Thu 24 Mar 2016, 15:13, archived)
# I refuse to enter this comp
its not specific enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 24 Mar 2016, 11:41, archived)