They all dieAlien invasion from Mars. Totally unexpected.
Great special effects too.
(Great special effects too.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 27 Jun 2016, 1:01,
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Spoiler Alert:Tyrion murders Daenerys on discovering that - rather than being The Mother of Dragons - she is in fact, Dennis, a special effects expert and the transgender love child of Lady Olenna and a pre-op Lord Varys. The Wildlings are wiped out when Tormund calls a referendum and the Free Folk vote to leave the House of Stark. Jon Snow figures that, 'if you can't beat them, join them' and proceeds to get it on with Sansa. While transformed in to the three-eyed raven, Bran is caught, cooked and eaten by Arya and Bron at their wedding feast. Following the ceremony, Brienne of Tarth gets bladdered and ends up in a ménage à trois with the Clegane brothers. Wracked with guilt, and in an effort to keep her discretion a secret, Brienne goes crazy ape with a melon baller and massacres all of the wedding guests, but not before Margaery gets her kit off again. Natural selection does for the Lannisters, as their rather shallow gene pool, allied to successive congenital birth defects, eventually leads to the entire house being rendered infertile. The final scene sees the return of Gendry, who has been busy rowing in circles for several seasons. Gendry picks up a nasty splinter from one of his well worn oars, contracts Septicemia and promptly dies.
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Mon 27 Jun 2016, 1:59,
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Who is Septicemia, and is it a zero-hours contract? Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 27 Jun 2016, 2:01,
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